Remember me? Bethany, the girl who you called a cannibal? Yeah, that's me.
B. Dufault

From: Escribe_pues

To: no info available

Subject: Results of our analysis

Date: Thu, 23 July 2000 02:21:10 EST

HOLA POLLO GRINGO!!!

How are you?

So, did you get sick after the trip?

I see. We studied your case and after a deep analysis, our computers have found out the following possible causes:

1. After a week of good food, your stomach could not get used to eat junk again....

2. You got sick of chicken and french fries...

3. You miss Peru so bad, that you even got sick cuz of that...

4. You miss the pollution.

5. You are a nut case.

6. You miss the peruvian pollos.

If we find any other possible causes, we will make you know. By the way you are going to be charged for reading this e-mail, cuz we like to take money away from stupid pollos tourists....

Miss you too dude! Glad we keep in touch!

Peruvian pollo

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