I don't really know you all that well... I
didn't really talk to you that much in peru, and you prolly don't even
remember me...
J. Mordue

This is quite a few things I can remember....

May I have everybody's attention please?

Thank you....

This is Peru, make sure you leave all your expensive stuff, cameras, watches and everything that makes you look americ.... like a target, on the bus, your backpack or at the place where we are staying....

For those who don't know me, my name is Carlos. Any questions?

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- No, we are not in the the good side of town... Yes, Lima has a good side... You will get to see the good side of town in your day off...

- No, there is noting I can do about the pollution, get use to it.

- No, There is not McDonalds in the area, I will see if we can go to one sometime...

- No, those are ABIDOS, not adidas

- .... Uhmm... I never noticed that... I thought we did had sunlight here....

- NO! I do believe you have now black "mucosity" in the nose. I dont need to see it...

- That sign? It says: Do not stop! watchman will open fire if you do so.

- That one says: Don't take pictures... Why? let's put it this way: you camera flash, their rifles fire....

- No, I don't know any of them... I am not from the King's castle team....

- I know I have an accent.. I will try to work on that.... Dan: I think you are a cool guy... let's keep it that way....

- No, I dont wanna be a butterfly! I am a man! Hombre, macho! Dan can be the butterfly....

-Dude people think your die your hair...Isn't that funny?... Oh you did.....

- John... My amigo John... You are so... so...so..... Pokemon!!!.... Sure I would like to become a pokemom trainer... Can you get me some Pokemons?...

They made me realized that I live in a polluted city, that here people eats nothing but chicken, and that here the phones don't work the same way that in the States. I really had a laugh working with them. They brought their own water, even for brushing their teeth. And then...I just never though I will see a foreigner washing his clothes on the sink...with hot water...and getting sick after eating at Fridays...and sharing her soda with the table everyday...and...then when they asked if Lima had any good side, a place they could walk safely...And wandering why everybody here looks so mexican...thank you guys for loving this country....

If you ever need someone to tell you that you speak with lots of mistakes and with an accent this is the man: Dan
Take a look at this picture. Things like this makes a long day worthy. Ladies and gentlemen: the getho
Rachel Zook. No offense guys but with that t-shirt you all did look like snurfs...
Pamela. She was a lot of fun.
"Thank you for shopping at WALMART". I was missing that so bad... I like Wal-Mart, is like my favorite place to shop. So I was happy to see something that remineded me of it.
guys in green I still have one of this t-shirts... And this one was at the grocery store by the good side of town, right before Friday's.

Leah... Shannon, Rachel Mctmaney, Natan, Michael, Carrey, Amy... and the list goes on. There where so many, and if I didn't mention them before was just because I had no pictures. Here there are some more... And if I get more I will surely load them up.

If you have any pictures you would like me to add here or any commentaries or anything at all, just send it to me and I will add it here...

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Any more questions?...

It was an honor to translate for you...

I will not cry... I am not crying! I just got san on my eyes.... Yeah, both of them!.....

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Sniff....

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I will miss you too!....a whole lot!....